art, trust me, if i had a job, i would call you from said job and tell you about playing games on my computer. man, i miss those days

Tyler!
If I had a job...
I would ignore your guys calls!

Come to think of it...
I spend as much time at Brian & Trevors jobs
as they do...I'm starting to recognize
background noise on the phone!

I'm pretty sure I could do their jobs
except...
then I wouldn't be home to answer my phone
when I call myself from work...
That was a "Catch 22" in my day!

Seeya
I do have work for you whenever
I close on this building next door
later in the month...
I'll keep you posted!

In the mean time...
You could be my secretary &
SCREEN MY CALLS!

TylerP wrote:

QUOTE:
art, trust me, if i had a job, i would call you from said job and tell you about playing games on my computer. man, i miss those days

hey i dont play games but i want to
i do however get PAID to play with motorcycles

art the dart wrote:

QUOTE:
Tyler!
If I had a job...
I would ignore your guys calls!:woohoo:

Come to think of it...
I spend as much time at Brian & Trevors jobs
as they do...I'm starting to recognize
background noise on the phone!

I'm pretty sure I could do their jobs
except...
then I wouldn't be home to answer my phone
when I call myself from work...
That was a "Catch 22" in my day!:woohoo:

Seeya:)
I do have work for you whenever
I close on this building next door
later in the month...
I'll keep you posted!

In the mean time...

You could be my secretary &
SCREEN MY CALLS!:laugh:

being the perv that i am
i would pick a really hot secretary that liked to wear low cut tops. which reminds me........does brenda want a part time job during the off season? i might be able to talk the boss into letting me have a secretary

To be graphicly honest...
I've been thinking all morning about
the Alien Chic in the French Maid Outfit
treating me like dirt after the end of the world!

I wonder if my baby sitter abused me as a child or something?

I Sure Hope So!

art the dart wrote:

QUOTE:
To be graphicly honest...
I've been thinking all morning about
the Alien Chic in the French Maid Outfit
treating me like dirt after the end of the world!

I wonder if my baby sitter abused me as a child or something?:blink:

I Sure Hope So!:woohoo:

awe shucks i have never been that luckly. i did however spend half the morning ogling(mines not broken or lost) getta and her twin sister untlil she made me feel bad about it i think she must be an alien hot, fast and smart not to mention that there are 2 of her. thats just to much going on to be human

Hey Brian!

Keep this under your helmet!
I just heard another rumor that I started
about how Getta is having problems keeping her pants on!

She trying to feed everybody some bullshit story about
zipper problems...
I ain't gonna listen to that for a second!
Primarily because it messes up the fantasy!

Man Brian...if...
Door #1...I were 30 years younger!
Door #2...If I still had my Little Ogle!
Door #3...If Brenda weren't so Damned Happy
My Little Ogle is in a jar by the bed & finally
leaves her alone!
Bonus Door #4...If I could go back in time...say 30 years &
BLOW UP THE BLACK & DECKER TOOL FACTORY!

oh ya #4 is my door!

Seeya

art the dart wrote:

QUOTE:
Hey Brian!

Keep this under your helmet!
I just heard another rumor that I started
about how Getta is having problems keeping her pants on!

She trying to feed everybody some bullshit story about
zipper problems...
I ain't gonna listen to that for a second!
Primarily because it messes up the fantasy!:woohoo:

Man Brian...if...
Door #1...I were 30 years younger!
Door #2...If I still had my Little Ogle!
Door #3...If Brenda weren't so Damned Happy
My Little Ogle is in a jar by the bed & finally
leaves her alone!
Bonus Door #4...If I could go back in time...say 30 years &
BLOW UP THE BLACK & DECKER TOOL FACTORY!:angry:
oh ya #4 is my door!

Seeya:laugh:

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See What Mike Has Gone & Done Now?

Getta is pissed off at me?
Mia will be pissed at me next?
Brian will probably be pissed at me?
(because he doesn't want to miss the fun)
Wayne's gonna be pissed at me beause everyone's pissed?

It's called the "Ripple Effect"...
Mike tossed a pebble in the water and....(see what I mean)

Anyway,
Thank God I got Mike to be my
"Perfect Fall Guy"
to get me outa this "Getta Dilema"!

I think you've been a naughty boy, Art, and I think I know what your motive is.
Therefore, I have elected to dole out your discipline n the only means that seems both fair and just.
You are not allowed to have a spanking, and the non-existant spanking will not come from Getta while she is donning nothing but a black leather bikini and stiletto heels.
FURTHERMORE...
You have been grounded from all ogling privileges. Don't try to plead for sympathy, Art. brenda has told us how you still sneak into the jar and play with your ogle when no one's looking... usually while reading Extraterrestrial Housekeeping magazines and Babysitter's Club books.
Now, take your punishment like the man you are!